Turn on the TV! Quick! You’ve already missed more than ten minutes of President Barack Obama reminding us of how amazingly spectacular he is!

I would say it’s ridiculous how often President Obama is on TV. I’d say it’s still more evidence of his narcissism, and has provided no logical support for all the standard hippie crap he’s hocking. But in his defense, he’s competing with a vicious press corps that wants nothing more than to make him look bad.