A headline that gave me a laugh earlier today, from the AP: Chilean cardinal: Madonna rouses ‘impure thoughts’.

It’s true. For instance, when I think of Madonna, I think “Wow, Madonna sucks.”

And then amazingly, the puff piece gets weirder, as we learn this guy so concerned about citizens getting riled up over a wrinkly, washed up pop star voiced these concerns during a service honoring Augusto Pinochet. Based upon this story I can only conclude all Chileans are insane.