“…They don’t think tolerance is a virtue,” [Howard] Dean said, adding: “I’m not going to have these right-wingers throw away our right to be tolerant.”

Atta boy, Dean-o. Focus on abortion and gay marriage. Those are the solid planks of the platform. Those are the issues that’ll win majority votes, especially when you’re so good at making anyone who disagrees feel like a big meanie!

“…I don’t think ‘tolerance’ is the highest virtue,” I say, adding: “I’m not going to have these left-wingers throw away my right to not be a dumbass.” But then, it doesn’t sound like I’ll have to worry about that any time in the near future.

Thanks, DNC!